Be Nice.

Have Fun.

Unleash Zoomies.

About GKBOZ

We are the first church of Funism!

Our belief is that boundless fun fosters growth of mind, body, spirit, and community.

Funism is a closed practice religion because friendship is sacred and must be protected.

Status

We're currently gathering information (via the forms below) from all of our potential congregates who may be interested in supporting the creation of an awesome space where we can do

Skillz Training

  • Ninja Stuff
  • Foam Warfare
  • Running, Climbing, Jumping
  • Physical Contact
  • Acting and Modeling
  • Job Skills
  • Cooking
  • Crafts
  • Socializing
  • Balance and Flexibility
  • Music

Knowledge Training

  • Job Tools
  • Story Telling
  • Board and Card Games
  • RPGs
  • Technology Stuff
  • Peoples and Cultures
  • Recipies
  • Om Noms
  • Music
  • Research and Strategic Planning
  • Body Shenangains

Events

  • Themed Dinner Parties
  • Ninja Day Camp
  • Foam Warfare
  • Craft Night
  • Viewing Parties
  • Recipe Swapmeet
  • Tea Party
  • Improv and Theater
  • Live Music
  • Karaoke
  • Yoga and Martial Arts

The above is not even close to an exhaustive list of all the currently planned Funzies.

 

 

 

Active Quests

There's No Place Like Home (Main Quest Line)

Primary Objective: Acquire a physical location for GKBOZ and move in

Secondary Objectives:

  • Walking distance of Cal Anderson Park
  • 1400+ sq ft
  • Commercial kitchen or ability/permission to install/create our own

Quest Chain:
  • Furniture (beanbags, hammocks, tables, chairs, couches, tv...)
  • Skillz Training area and equipment
  • Knowledge Training area and props
  • ✨ Decorations ✨

Claim

Friendship

Alliance

Allegiances to GKBOZ are a claim of intent to participate in shenangains of ones own choosing. Should there be said shenanagains that thou wishest to inflict upon the citizenry, and thou believests GKBOZ to be an apt accomplice — OR, shouldst thou wish to participate in GKBOZ shenangainry — thou art invited to perform the ritual below.

Connect

Legalese

GKBOZ is a church recognized as a 501(c)(3) tax‑exempt organization. Donations are tax‑deductible to the extent allowed by law.

Requests for information about GKBOZ may be directed to connect@gkboz.org. For information about charities in Washington, contact the Office of the Secretary of State at 1‑800‑332‑4483 or www.sos.wa.gov/charities.